— Originally posted on Yelp on 9/1/09 –

My wife and I ate at the Keylime Bistro on a Wednesday night. We were seated right away and the waitress took our order soon after. After that, it all went down hill. My wife ordered the portabello mushroom appetizer as her entree, which was drowning in balsamic vinegar and devoid of any flavor, except for the vinegar. I ordered the crab cakes… unbelievably awful! They had a frozen-food quality to them. If you’re expecting jumbo lump crab meat you’re going to be disappointed. It’s nothing but filler and processed crab meat that’s been deep fried, frozen and cooked up again for your enjoyment. It would have been nice to wash them down with a drink, but after our waitress took our order we didn’t see her again until after we piled the dishes by the side of the table and were ready for the check. One of the worst restaurants I’ve ever been to.

1 Star

11509 Andy Rosse Ln
Captiva, FL 33924
(239) 395-4000